GermySheperds


One by one the penguins steal my sanity...


Life is not like water. Things in life don’t necessarily flow over the shortest possible route.
Haruki Murakami, 1Q84  (via onlinebabe)

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doriansennui:

amazing-how-you-love:

browngirldecolonized:

Jenny Yang in “If Asians Said the Stuff White People Say”

"I just LOVE dating white guys because they’re so large and overbearing" 

"Omg 2 forks?! That would look totally cute in my hair!"

"I have like kinda round eyes, so I’m practically white."

"I decorated my whole house in crosses!"

(Source: poussseys)

badathlete:

Do you ever listen to middle aged people talk…they are the fakest of the fake

Diane Guerrero, Dascha Polanco, Laura Gomez & Jackie Cruz for Cosmopolitan Latinas (Summer 2014)

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captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

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hype-hop:

RZA and Yoko Ono play chess

hype-hop:

RZA and Yoko Ono play chess

In the scene where Sean starts talking about his dead wife and her farting antics the lines were ad-libbed by Robin Williams, which is why Matt Damon is laughing so hard. The scene took everyone by surprise. According to Damon in the DVD commentary, this caused the cameraman to laugh so hard that the camera can be seen moving up and down slightly.

(Source: theworldofcinema)

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  • cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
  • cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......